mountain portals, vol. 10
Stoned as fuck and walking through a spooky ass park and I can hear some people howling in the woods and I swear on my fathers grave that if any werewoofs try to fuck with me tonight I’ll whip out some princess bride level sword shit and BECOME Inigo Montoya. 👏 Do 👏 You👏 feel 👏 me 👏
cis person: so what are you, like, biologically?
me: water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.