420core:

as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment

(via conjuringseed)

Stoned as fuck and walking through a spooky ass park and I can hear some people howling in the woods and I swear on my fathers grave that if any werewoofs try to fuck with me tonight I’ll whip out some princess bride level sword shit and BECOME Inigo Montoya. 👏 Do 👏 You👏 feel 👏 me 👏

princess bride Inigo Montoya tw drugs

imfuckingdead:

NEW T-SHIRTS!!! “Harry Potter and the Cop Lit on Fire” screen-printed on black 100% cotton shirts. Available for mail order here! Limited 1st run so grab ‘em quick :-) **FTP!**

imfuckingdead:

NEW T-SHIRTS!!! “Harry Potter and the Cop Lit on Fire” screen-printed on black 100% cotton shirts. Available for mail order here! Limited 1st run so grab ‘em quick :-) **FTP!**

(via no-more-cops)

moralpanics:

all my friends like “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re mentally ill and struggling with the fact that we’re legal adults in a capitalist society with all the oppressions that entails”

(via frompastmetofutureme)

cis person: so what are you, like, biologically?

me: water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.